big butter Jesus...

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I can't believe I haven't posted this before. O.k. I finally found it, I posted it in March 2008 on my first blog.
Terrible video. Still one of the funniest songs I've heard.


In southern Ohio, just north of Cincinnati
I beheld a vision, next to the expressway.
Was a 60 foot Jesus, with his hands in the air
looks like he’s carved out of butter, just like at the state fair.

Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
Oleo Lord

Well you see him from the chest up, like he’s about to do a back flip,
like he scored a touchdown, or maybe melting or about to drown.
Well I’ve been to the state fair, seen a cow made out of corn cobs
Garth Brooks made of string cheese and the virgin out of olives.

Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
Oleo Lord

Shipped in pieces on a flatbed, staring backwards was his big head
Driver stuck in traffic backups, desperately avoiding eye contact
Well don’t make no graven images.That’s one of the 10 commandments
I hope the grading curve is kindly, You get to heaven with a 90

Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
Oleo Lord

Can’t believe it’s not Jesus,
Oh spread the word